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imsirius:

I met Tom Brady once and I’m a big American football fan. I’m a big fan of his. 

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
mapsontheweb:

World map from 1662

mapsontheweb:

World map from 1662

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

I don’t understand why people get so offended when other people swear at them. There are way more offensive names to be called out there. I’d rather be called a bitch or a motherfucker than be called ugly or fat.

breakinq:

following back everyone

breakinq:

following back everyone

250s:

cantlivewithoutliv:

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- pale -

250s:

cantlivewithoutliv:

- pale -

itstangbruh:


spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

that’d look sweet

itstangbruh:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

that’d look sweet

katara:

not being drunk is so awful